Drug Dealers turned Heroes

West Marches: Launch-The Wyvern's Chalice, Session 0


Come closer, I can see that you are enraptured by my beauty. Do not worry, I am not surprised, I have that effect on all. Come close and listen as I sing to you of the heroes of the underground...

*guitar strums softly*
There were four young heroes that auspiciously meet
In a poorly run tavern, according to what hat been foreseen.

There were four:
Prop the seer, with his fuzzy otter;
Anklebaum of short stature;
Keytar who had to mull it over;
And I, Kahlua, the most beautiful creature.
*guitar solo*
It happened we heard of a thousand bounties to be had,
If we could return that night with the Wyvern's Chalice in hand.
That it was thought to be an affecting herb, we knew not, nor the Kobold who held it,
So we split to inquire more information, and out of the townsfolk compelled it.
*guitar strums softly, then continues*
To the docks went Anklebaum, who a clue and a ride he managed,
To Shantytown he ambled, followed in turn by Keytar, the emotionally damaged.
They met the fabled Kobold with a trial to prove themselves,
They must steal to show their resolve, without help.
*guitar loudly picks up the beat*
Back to Prop and I they ran, and told us of their plan.
Into the gem shop we filed, and the store owner we beguiled.
Away with a few stones we stole,
And returned back to that grimy hole.
*guitar slows and changed key to more eerie sound*
Upon meeting, Keytar tried to attack, but the Kobold remained strong.
The gems exchanged for information, our path would not remain long,
Sent into the Aurelian Tome to search,
With Prop's otter back on his shoulder perch.
*two strums, and guitar switches back to original key*
Ole! The chalice was indeed a book near the ground.
A secret door was released when it was found.
Down the dark stairs we went,
And here in the Dragon's Flagon is where the rest of the night was spent!
Ole! Ole!
*Kahlua bows for the next 5 minutes, gushing at the attention*

-Kahlua the Beautiful and Glorious and Amazing